Yes, guyz.... What do I Write??
I have created a nice blog for myself.. and uploaded a few snaps.. but i am not getting nething to wrote. My creative juices are almost drying up. But like a sudden thunderbolt i got a topic for me to pen..
Why do ppl write crap?? (like this blog ;-))
there are many reasons that craps exist in this world. i'll list them out for you
-> ppl appretiate good literature by comapring it with crap!
-> like the God and the Satan ... Ying and Yang etc etc Good blog and craps coexist.
-> creative crap causes the reader to think in ways which he had not thought of earlier.
-> more importantly... it soothes the itching fingers of the publisher and the itching eyes of the reader.
-> last ... but certainly not least... it fills up my blog page ...ha ha ha
A Brief Histroy Of Crap or rather a Scrap of Crap...
Crap has existed right from the time humans learnt to write. Infact the first words written were totally crap (cos no one could understand it!!!). But crap did not grow rapidly. cos no one was ready to publish.. So until the internet age it barely could keep its head above water. But the inception of Internet and the rise of the blogging sites have rekindled the "CRAPPERS" as i like to call them.
Now with blogging sites offering free webspace the Crappers have multiplied tenfolds.
How to recognize a crap from the rest....
If you are still reading this... u most definitely dont have the ability to distinguish between the two.
So here goes...
-> a crap contains crap, crap and more crap and nothing else ( ?? dont understand it... i told u this was crap !!)
-> how can you trust such a page to contain nething other than crap.
Then y do ppl 'crap' ( i am using it as a verb now.. g8)?
Basically, the crapper wants the readers to come out of their streamlined thoughtprocess which they have carefully nurtured over the years and think OUT OF THE BOX, c things from a diff light and just have a huge laughter at the crappers stupidity... (ok aleast a chuckle would do).
Sayin this i am signing of this crap...
Rahul "Crapper" Prasad
